"Women are always mad on their periods"
WELL YEAH WE HAVE EVERY FUCKIG RIGHT TO BE MAD
YOUD BE MAD TOO IF YOU HAD TO SIT IN YOUR OWN BLOOD FOR A WEEK EVERY FUCKING MONTH AND DEAL WITH CRAMPS THAT MAKE YOU SWEAR METATRON HIMSELF IS INSIDE OF YOU
THEFUCK, YOU THINK WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY AS A GAY UNICORN ON A RAINBOW?
So there was a loud crash in the forest behind my house like a tree fell and now the lights are flickering
I’m just gonna sit here and wonder how this even happened
You know you read too much when you can spot a plot twist long before it even happens.
That gif is so accurate.
You know you read too much when you figure the whole book out within the first chapter
john messing with sherlock when he’s in his mind palace like
john would definitely put the most random things in sherlock’s hands. like a single egg. and sherlock would come out of it and either break it immediately and stare at his messy hand for 5 seconds or look at it like “…why this. when this.”